Thirteen things I don't give a fig for:
- "Victorian" front doors on ranchburgers.
- Tofu anything.
- Purple houses.
- Women my age who paint their lips big and red.
- Strong, cheap perfume or cologne on anyone near me.
- Smoking (It makes me sad, as I've had so many patients to whom I've had to teach an alternate method of communication after they lost their larynx to cancer.)
- Multicolored things, except for nature, art or candy.
- Telephone calls from anyone I don't know.
- Sushi.
- People who burn popcorn in the office microwave.
- Sentences that begin with, "Don't take this personally but..."
- McMansions.
- Television.
