
Tall Husband's current wheels. What's wrong with this car?
Everything according to Tall Husband.

I thought it was another woman...but no, it's worse! Tall Husband has New-Car Fever. I should have recognized the symptoms: first there were things he detested about my old Bemer sedan. Out on the road, she's not as responsive as before; she's old; her wipers squeak. Even her driver-side door squeaks.
And things weren't right between him and his own BMW Z4. Then the man who insists we do everything together says he's going shopping for shirts-without me. He mysteriously disappears for long periods of time and returns home with no shirts and a faraway look in his eyes. He spends long hours secretly surfing the Internet and on the phone.
It all came unraveled two days ago. The telephone rings; a stranger's voice asks for him..my heart is a lump in my throat...the stranger is saying they met when Tall Husband was there at the dealership. As I hand the phone to Tall Husband, the scent of new car assails my nostrils. Oh, no!!! He got New-Car Fever again.
So, Friday, we are heading to a distant city to do a trade for a hot little foreign number in red. Oh, poor little Z.